notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

sixpenceee:

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

my friend’s dad banned her younger sister from watching spongebob because of this one episode

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